I never underestimate our listeners. When we put out the call they tend to do some amazing things. If we don't hit the goal by March 6, it doesn't mean we will go dark, but we are going to have to change some things.

I know a viscous butter sauce when I eat one, and that was one indeed!

Around every corner lurk greasy Fisherman's Platters that give children nightmares, Naugahyde minute steaks that put tofuburgers in a favorable light and all those ubiquitous fast-food indigestion huts.

It took a nosedive for the time being and we did note that we have received no public inquiries in reference to the subject,

It's been crazy. I never knew that after going away for six years with the goal of playing professional hockey somewhere that I'd end up 20 minutes away from the place I played when I was growing up.

It was definitely worth the experience. It helped me realize what the next level is like.

asked me to take the car up to speed.

The moist, flavorful meat is concealed under a thick slab of crisp fat that would make a cardiologist blanch.

Contrary to popular notion, truck drivers know nothing about good restaurants. If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store and seek out the dishwasher repair man. He spends a lot of time in restaurant kitchens and usually has strong opinions about them.

What goes up must come down. I think they honestly don't realize bullets have to go somewhere.